The only thing science is now saying may predict dick size is index finger size relative to ring finger size. (Pretty crazy, right?) But unless you’re checking out a guy’s index finger size (*cue awkward conversation about why you’re looking at his hands*) you’re not gonna know until you get to that moment when it’s too awkward to turn away just because of dick size. Previous pseudoscience tying dick size to shoe size and/or height has been proven false.
Big dicks come on guys of all shapes and sizes. Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of this?”įirst: take a deep breath. You have this moment when you’re like, “This is full on porn star dick. You start touching each other, your shirt comes off, his shirt comes off. And you’re like, “Wow, this is gonna happen.” And happen, it does. You’re getting on great and you start making out. So you meet this guy and he’s everything you would ever want: strong, sexy, adorable, funny, smart… the whole package.
